Over the Centuaries women have been mans greatest companion, they have loved us, cared for us, born us children and also deceived us.
Wars have been fought over them,think Helen of Troy and the Trojan War, they have ruined great mean, think Monica Lewinsky and they bhave also been revolutionaries, think the late Prof.Wanagari Maathai.
But surprisingly men came up with a substitute....the skateboard! No more girfriend drama. Lets look at the facts
1. Its easier to learn how to skateboard than to meet a girl
2. A hot chic makes you stand out among men/friends/people and so does a cool skateboard
3. You can ride a skatebolard all daily and it wont complain...try that with your girfriend and you will c fireworks
4. When a board breaks your bone, it will heal back with no grudges or hard feelings towards it, when your girfriend breaks your heart it will almost never health and dangerous feelings will be harboured
5.When its that time of the month, sa skateboard just needs a 1 hour service (tighten the nuts, clean the bearings, grease the moving parts) and its business as usual...for your girlfriend its close to a week of walking through a mine field
6.When you break up with your board AKA when it snaps on you, its easily replaceable at an affordable fee, when you break up with your girfriend... I think you get the picture here
7. You never have to meet the approval of your skateboards friends and they dont judge you....your every action is under scrutiny by her friends and if ur on their badside you might not make it
8. When you JUST ADMIRE another skateboard, yours never complains...dont even dare this with a girlfriend that may be the last thing your eyes see!
9.Skateboards always go your way as they always let you direct them where to go...girlfriends have to have their way no matter how sweet they are they always get u
10. Last but not final Your future with a skateboard is always certain on two fronts it will either snap and u get a new one or you will live happily ever after....with a girlfriend the future changes close to hourly..u break up in the morning ur together come evening
Yes that concludes some top 10 reasons why my skateboard trumps a girlfriend they are totally valid, certified and currently being investigated to be made into a thesis.
